Rev. Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today's broadcast of his 700 Club program when he claimed that God created the blizzard currently battering the Northeast "to punish Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay."
Explaining his theory, Rev. Robertson said, "Because of the bad road conditions the Almighty has made, any gay activities that people were planning on doing will have to be postponed by a day or two."
Additionally, he argued, God shut down major airports in the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur."
As for the millions of straight people in New York City who were also grounded by the bad weather, the televangelist said, "I think God probably wonders, if these people are really straight, then what are they doing in New York?"
9 comments:
with every word that comes out of his mouth he makes himself sound more and more like the clown he is!!
He truly is an asshat of epic proportions!
One day God will punish Pat Robertson!
With idiotic comments like this, I can't believe that ANYONE takes him seriously. I mean, really!!
WTF?
What. The. Fuck.? Seriously? Lord, someone get to a home, stat.
Sorry, Pat. The Gay is like Michael Jordan. You can't stop it. You can only hope to contain it (and won't).
I'm thinking Pat has a serious case of dementia. I used to get paid big bucks to take care of elderly, senile people who made more sense than that crazycake!
This isn't a real news article - it's a satire piece. Pat Robertson didn't actually say this.
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